Jim_LineofDepartureCommander


Posts : 1451 Joined: 5 OCT 2006
Status : Online | I was actually thinking of writing an article on how the Galactic Republic was weak, lumbering, missed abortion of a political entity, lurching its way to destruction, and that the Empire was an inevitability. Take a look at the size of the Senate: No wonder nothing of any value got done at the end, except to sow the seeds of its own destruction.
The Jedi are even worse. Mace Windu says something about how they're not soldiers or policemen, but keepers of the peace. Well, how the hell are you going to keep the keep? Harsh words? Jedi mind games that people will eventually detect, resent, and hate you for? And if force has no role, what are you idiots doing invoking The Force all the time, and carrying light sabers? Duhhh?!?!!?
Finally, they make one braindead, flatline decision after another. They take in Anakin Skywalker, but don't protect his mom. What the hell is that, respect for slavery? If they'd only offered some protection and let her live out the rest of her life in peace and security, he never would have felt the kind of rage that lead to his becoming Darth Vader. Just the doubt that she was safe made him uncertain. A little investment in a nice little house someplace, with a garden, and a couple of bodyguards would preserved the Republic and the Jedi Order.
The second is a commitment to celibacy. Maybe it works for aliens, but it's definitely problematic for people. At the very least, some Jedi Archbishop would have had to sell off temples to pay the legal settlements from when Jedi Knights took advantage of the apprentices. The Jedi would attract way too many robe-lifting wierdos. At worst, the one guy who could have saved them married in secret, thereby breaking a completely stupid, self-destructive law, and again making him resent the cost of membership. They let his mom get raped and killed by sand creatures, then try to keep him and his girlfriend apart, and then they wonder why Anakin gets mad as hell? Not to mention having a nickname like "Annie."
The Federation has its share of idealism, but it works. And the Federation has a Star Fleet that has a commitment to keeping the peace, and sends out battleships to make sure that it stays that way. It is susceptible to subversion, as The Undiscovered Country showed, but the naughty people all got caught in the end, so it's all good.
From a political scientist's perspective, and that's where my formal education is, the most realistic future reality I think is Babylon 5. It shows that people have good and bad, and that even the good people can serve a bad cause honorably (there were honorable officers in EarthForce when President Clark ran the show). In Star Wars, diversity was a bunch of funny-looking puppets playing bad jazz in a bar. In Star Trek, it was relatively unimportant, as the institutions of the Federation transcended species, and diversity mattered mainly during sex. It could be extremely superficial.
In Babylon 5, religion is important, and everyone has a religious identity, including the agnostic Garibaldi. There were flawed people who made bad decisions, drank too much, and a drug-addicted doctor. Matters of conscience and loyalty occured all the time.
I liked Sheridan's rebel alliance too because it was an accurate representation of coalition warfare. Everybody brought something to the table, diversity again, and everyone brought a liability, one of the dark sides of diversity. But a healthy combination of idealism and self-interest made it stronger than Clark's dictatorship.
Speaking of which, Londo Mollari spoke for generations of power-school theorists when he said that the universe was held together by three things: Matter, Energy, and Enlightened Self-Interest. If only he was a little more enlightened at the end...
Disregarding technology and the flash factor, I'd put the Galactic Republic from Star Wars as too dumb to live, and the Empire as obviously vulnerable to subversion. The Star Wars reality is really, really weak, and no matter how cool the ships and weapons, regime change is the rule, not the exception. One wonders if the Republic reborn after the Emperor's demise would repeat the same dumb mistakes as the first incarnation.
Plus, I dislike any universe in which nobody shoots Jar Jar Binks in the back of the head.
The Federation is a nice neighborhood, a lot more stable, enlightened, and with capable of sustaining itself.
The most realistic though, and the one that I strongly believe best represents the good and bad in human nature (sometimes dressed as aliens), is Babylon 5. It's also incredible thoughtful, and from a poli sci standpoint, my hands-down favorite.
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Thogs AxeCenturion


Posts : 260 Joined: 30 NOV 2005
Status : Online | Yeah, Bab-5 has long been one of my favorites too. I even have an autographed picture of Londo. That's worth 5 Geek Points, at least.
But aside from maybe the Shadows or the Elder Races I don't think the Bab-5 fleets would hold up well. The fighters are below SW or (especially) BSG standards. The capitol ships are lumbering monsters, though pretty well armed. I suspect they'd get eaten by a Star Destroyer or a Battlestar.
Though in a paper-scissors-rock sorta way they might have the worst trouble with the Star Trek ships. The fighters would get blown out of the sky by phasors, and the ST capitol ships are so much faster and more manueverable that most of the B5 ships would never be able to get a shot off with their spinal mount armament, where most of their firepower resides.
But the real terror would be Honor Harrington SD's. Stand off range, accelleration through the roof, effective shielding (impenetrable top and bottom), massively heavy broadsides, and fighters with stand-off weapons... Dude.
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SeawolfCommander


Posts : 1289 Joined: 25 JUL 2006
Status : Online | I never watched Babylon 5 but I wish I could (without having to buy it). I do agree with most of your well thought out post on the Federation. I know that a lot of times Roddenberry tried to hammer his views the way Lucas does, but was stopped by writers who apparently could say "No, that would suck." Hence the men's skirts disappearing after TNG season 1 (which had bad writing mostly anyway), unbelievably idealistic stuff being swept under or disproven, and so on.
I heard that the writers for BSG are from Deep Space 9, but BSG I can't get into that much even though I try. It's just too depressing or something. (still, those are some of the best space fight scenes ever)
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